Fluffy Taco (Looking for a Laugh)

collegehumor:

Celebrities Read Mean Tweets #4

These tweets are a couple steps away from taking away lunch money.  

flowerpixies:

urbancatfitters:

heeheehaahaahoohoo:

in germany we don’t say “let me hug you” we say “lass mich deine seele dem herrscher der finsternis opfern” which translates to “i never want to let you go” and i think thats beautiful.

we´ve been found out

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15hypens:

in 7th grade we had this german teacher who immigrated to america from Germany about 23 years ago and one guy in my class thought it would be funny to ask him “Hey, because you’re german does that make you a Nazi?” and in a very thick german accent he replies “Hey, because you’re a white american boy, does that make you a slaveholder?” and the kid never tried to be funny in that class again

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lzbth:

oh my god

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collegehumor:

Sad, Sad Driver’s Seat

The speedometer is drawn on with crayon. 

a support group for people who began using popular slang ironically but now cannot stop

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